skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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oliviabettina:

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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iamhamburglar:

jessied181:

tltty:

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

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When you have a really “good” answer.

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(Source: hungarian, via itslawlwayspunnyinsillydelphia)

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via thatonekidbre)